Not sure how many will get my Joaquin Phoenix joke or not. If they get it, great. If not, I guess I’ll take the blame for not getting the likeness down right.

I’m not sure what’s hurting me more this year. The fact that I can’t get anyone to hire me or that because I’m out of work I can’t date anyone. First, dating anyone without a steady income doesn’t work. Second, once you tell a woman you’re out of work, that stain is stuck with you. You’ll always be some out of work loser in her eyes, no matter what’s behind the circumstances of your unemployment.