You’d think I would have learned by now. You’d think I’d remembered all the jobs I’ve applied to (since  2015, when all this rash of unemployment began) that I either never heard back from or was flat out told no. You’d think I’d still have the visions in my mind, of the faces of those who’ve interviewed me and you could tell they wouldn’t offer me the job. But I really had high hopes for this one.

Now I’m hopeless.