No, this isn’t a rant about the current crop of phone obsessors. People who can’t go 5 minutes without looking at their phone. (Though, it would probably describe “little black walking hoodie” here.) It’s just that, in my life I’ve had to walk along busy roads, many, many times and it doesn’t take a genius to know that you should probably give as much space as you can, ESPECIALLY when doing so in the dark. And okay, I can probably give hm a pass about the hoodie, he may have no other light color hoodie to wear. But c’mon man, give your phone a rest, at least until you get to where you’re going to. I don’t feel like having to scrape flesh off my bumper.