A couple months ago, in the early days of the pandemic when everything was really on lockdown, I’d read posts on Facebook from people complaining that they couldn’t get a haircut and think, “What the hell is wrong with these people?! We’re in a pandemic and you’re whining about needing something as frivolous as a haircut?”

Well, we’re more than halfway through June. Things are opening up a bit and I need a haircut!

Damn it… I’m gonna get one this week or die trying!

Wait, let me rethink that.